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my life story
28-Jun-07
I was walking along minding my own.Then some
crazy$^* Bum just runs up and started throwing
punches n' crap.I'm like "GET OFF ME
YOU CRAZY BUM!" Then I smacked 'em right
in the face.Then I flipped 'em right on the
ground.When I finished with 'em he was jealous of
Freddy Krueger's looks.Then I was walking
again.Then Jason just started trying to stab me.So
then I ran over to Al Capone and took a shotgun then
started to blow out his brain then half his face was
gone reminds me of Freddy Vs. Jason.Then I saw
Barney then I beat the everliving crap out of
him.then I called in a cement truck full of quick
dry cement to drop cement on Barney.When the Cement
was dry I'm like "HOORAY!"Then
zombies popped from the ground I said "Oh
crap......"
The zombies were coming near.And I grabbed onto the
spikey hair guy from pallid fingers and teleported
with him.And I ended up in the world of salad finger
then i went hom an dmom said the men in white coats
would take care of me they did they gave me a jacket
that let me hug myself it looked like this
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